THE BARBER. I'm hurrying, sir.
THE CUSTOMER. Well, you needn't break my neck about it.
THE Barber. No, sir. ( Lathering. ) From Philadelphia I went to Newark.
THE CUSTOMER. To Newark?
THE BARBER. And from Newark to Indianapolis.
THE CUSTOMER. ( Much surprised ) What?
THE BARBER. And then Muscatine—for a few months—and Chicago— and Louisville.
THE CUSTOMER. Why, one would think you had been following me about! I've lived in every one of those places.
THE BARBER. Have you, sir? It's a little world, isn't it?
THE CUSTOMER. You've been a barber right along?