THE CUSTOMER. What year?
THE BARBER. Let me think. It was April, twelve years ago.
THE CUSTOMER. April, twelve years ago? I went to Philadelphia the same month!
THE BARBER. I saw you there, too, sir. (He lets down the chair suddenly.)
THE CUSTOMER. (Startled) What are you doing?
THE BARBER. I'm hurrying, sir.
THE CUSTOMER. Well, you needn't break my neck about it.
THE Barber. No, sir. (Lathering.) From Philadelphia I went to
Newark.
THE CUSTOMER. To Newark?
THE BARBER. And from Newark to Indianapolis.