I said, "We eat 'em alive. Do you want us to advertise some new kind of ham?"
"No, sir," he said; "I'm going to suggest a plan for advertising your movie show. Something striking."
Then he began laughing and he brought out a couple of big placards about as big as window-panes. They had fresh printing on them, all in great, big letters, and this is what they said:
TO-NIGHT!
Boy Scout Movie Show in Railroad
Traveling Movie Palace. One Night Only.
RIDGEBORO RIDGEBORO
TEN CENTS.
DON'T MISS IT!