"What's the difference between Tuesday?" Connie wanted to know.
"Is it a conundrum?" I said.
"No, it's an adverb, I mean a proverb," he said.
"Tuesday and what?" Pee-wee shouted.
"Tuesday and nothing," Connie said; "just Tuesday. Ask me the answer to it."
"You're crazy," Pee-wee shouted; "what's the answer to it?"
Connie said, "There isn't any answer. Want to hear another? How many onions are there?"
"Where?" Pee-wee yelled.
"Anywhere," Connie said.
"That shows how much sense you have," the kid screamed.