Love, if

Ye guess the right ye won’t be left: how’s that?

So, fellows, ye can knock at either door;

And while Tom standeth scraping the front mat,

By God then, Dick, go rap at the side porch;

The t’other door is locked; I say not which.

[Laughing and boxing their ears as they try, in turn, to whisper to her, she leads them to the ale-barrel, where they drink.]

FRIAR

Sweet brethren, drink with me to t’other ear!

ALISOUN