Forked!

Thoust spake lies.
Lies, lies and more damn lies.

Thoust tongue is forked.

Just ‘orrible

This is an ‘oribble poem
about ‘orrible Ed & ‘orrible Sid.

Now ‘orrible Ed
had an ‘orrible ‘ead,
but ‘orrible Sid
had an ‘orrible kid.
And that’s enough
of this ‘orrible poem!

What is love ? #1

Love is:
walking through the park
holding hands,
kissing,
cuddling,
hugging,
great sex.

No that’s just a fantasy.
But it’s a great fantasy
of mine,
and one that doesn’t
impose any stereotypes on anyone.

So I’ll hang onto it.