Second Boy. “’Cos yer axed me!”
(After a pause.)
Small Boy. “Gi’ me a Bite, Bob. I never axed yer!”
A BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT.
MAY 1. THE SWEEPS’ FESTIVAL.
A Study in Black and White. ⁂ Nice for Next Fare.
New Assistant (after hair-cutting, to Jones, who has been away for a couple of weeks). “Your ’Air is very thin be’ind, Sir. Try Singeing!”