Workman (politely, to old Lady, who has accidentally got into the Smoking Compartment). “You don’ object to my Pipe, I ’ope Mum?”
Old Lady. “Yes, I do object, very strongly!”
Workman. “Oh! Then out you get!!”
REASSURING.
“Lor’ bless yer, Sir, that’s all right, Sir! That ain’t a Fly, Sir! That’s a bit of Dirt!”
PICKINGS FROM PICARDY.
After the Procession. A Solo by Grand-père.
