Johnnie (who finds that his Box, £20, has been appropriated by “the Fancy”). “I beg your pardon, but this is my Box!”
Bill Basford. “Oh, is it? Well, why don’t you tike it?”
Fussy Old Lady. “Now don’t forget, Conductor. I want the Bank of England.”
Conductor. “All right, Mum.” (Aside.) “She don’t want much, do she, Mate?”
INFORMATION.
First ’Arry (with newspaper). “I say, ’Arry, you’se a Toff. What’s a ‘Collar Day’ at Court?”
Second ’Arry. “Donno ’xactly. Suppose it’s a Saturday when things come ’ome from the Wash.”
First ’Arry. “Oh, I see—‘Clean Collar Day’!”