Serious and much-Married Man. “My dear Friend, I was astonished to hear of your dining at Madame Troisétoiles!—a ‘Woman with a Past’ you know!”
The Friend (Bachelor “unattached”). “Well, you see, old Man, she’s got a first-rate Chef, so it isn’t her ‘Past’ but her ‘Re-past’ that I care about.”
Editor of Libellous Rag (who has just received a terrific but well-deserved kick). “Dud you man thot?”
Colonel McMurder. “Yis, oi dud, you thunderin’ villain!”
Editor. “Oh, very well, thot’s all roight. Oi t’ought it moight av been wan o’ thim prac-ta-cle jokes”!
“Hi, Billy! are yer Movin’?”
SO LIKELY!