Tenor (singing). “Oh, ’appy, ’appy, ’appy be thy Dreams——”

Professor. “Stop, stop! Why don’t you sound the H?”

Tenor. “It don’t go no ’igher than G!”

DISADVANTAGES OF PERFORMING AT A COUNTRY HOUSE IN THE WASP SEASON.

(Just in the most important passage, too.)

ART IN WHITECHAPEL.

“Well, that’s what I calls a himpossible Persition to get yerself into!”