’ARRY IN ’OLLAND.

’Arry. “I say, Bill, ain’t he a rum-lookin’ Cove?”

MISTRUST.

Gran’pa Macpherson. “How many does Two and Two make, Donald?”

Donald. “Six.”

Gran’pa. “What are ye talking about? Two and Two make Four.”

Donald. “Yes, I know; but I thought you’d ’beat me down’ a bit!”

AN UNEXPECTED REPLY.