THE VERY LATEST DISCOVERY.
Amateur Astronomical Student (returning home, after attending scientific Bachelor Dinner, where “the reported discovery of a new Satellite of Saturn” has been warmly discussed). “Where am I? Letsh shee—(considering)—Earth’s got one Moon. Mars’s got five Moo—Jup’tush nine—I shee two Moons. Then—Where am I?”
CHRISTMAS COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR.
Cabby (to Gent who has been dining out). “’Ere y’are, Sir. This is your ’ouse—get out—be careful, Sir—’ere’s the step.”
Gent. “Yesh! Thash allri, but wersh my Feet?”
MALAPROPOS.
Mrs. Snobson (who is doing a little slumming for the first time and wishes to appear affable, but is at a loss to know how to commence conversation). “Town very Empty!”
