[First contribution to “Punch.“
SELF-CRITICISM.
First Genius to Second Genius. “Why on Earth do you do your Hair in that absurd Fashion, Smith?”
THE FINISHING-TOUCH.
“Arf a pound er Margarine, please; an’ Mother says will yer put the Cow on it, ’cos she’s got Company!”
Q. E. D.
“What’s up wi’ Sal?” “Ain’t yer ’erd? She’s Married agin!”