[First contribution to “Punch.“

SELF-CRITICISM.

First Genius to Second Genius. “Why on Earth do you do your Hair in that absurd Fashion, Smith?”

THE FINISHING-TOUCH.

“Arf a pound er Margarine, please; an’ Mother says will yer put the Cow on it, ’cos she’s got Company!”

Q. E. D.

“What’s up wi’ Sal?” “Ain’t yer ’erd? She’s Married agin!”