ALL THE DIFFERENCE.
“Oi be eighty-foive, Zur.”
“Dear me! You don’t look it. And how old is your Wife?”
“Oh, she be eighty-foive too. But she’ve looked it fer the last fowrty year!”
STRONG LANGUAGE.
It is necessary in some parts of Ireland for carmen to have their names legibly written on the tailboard of the car.
Inspector. “What’s the meanin’ of this, Pat? Your name’s o-bliterated.”
Pat. “Ye lie—it’s O’Brien!”
