In the Bars and Streets
Urchin (to companion over the way).—“Ow would that suit yer, Bill?”
In the Bars and Streets
“Did you go to Smith’s burying?”
“Yes, I did, an’ a measly affair it was. Tea and Bread and Butter!
I’ve buried two ’usbands, but, thank goodness, I buried ’em both with Seedy Cake an’ ’Am Sandwiches.”