“I ’ear as you don’t walk hout with ’Arry Smith any more.”

“No, ’e wanted me to meet ’im incandescently, and I wouldn’t do such a thing, so I chucked ’im.”


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Arriet.—“Ow! I s’y, look at ’is bloomin’ ’At.”


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