Which other set of barbarian priests was it who emasculated themselves before accepting Holy Orders?
I couldn't remember.
Brink the mental giant and pigmy person would be as much help here as a handful of ice cubes against a forest fire.
I dialed Dave Berne.
His man Veto answered.
"This is Phil Wylie."
"Just a minute."
"Hello, you toothless cobra! What the hell are you doing in town? Waiting for the women to faint?"
"Some of us," I said, "don't have to wait."