Miss Cread reflected. “A distinctive appearance doesn’t necessarily make one dangerous. It is I, on the contrary, who should be afraid.”
“I’m sure nothing could frighten you!”
“Oh, yes. Responsibility. You see, this is my first post. I’m quite inexperienced. I do hope Mr. Windrom made that clear.”
“Oh, experience! Why, you’re simply swimming in it,—in the kind that matters to me at this moment. I mean your life, your surroundings, all the things that decided Mr. Windrom in his selection of you as a companion, have done something for you, have made you the person who—bowled me over when I entered this room. My husband is brimming over with the same,—oh, call it genuineness. Like sterling silver spoons. I don’t know whether I’m sterling or not, but I do know I need polishing. . . . It may be entirely a matter of birth. Papa and I haven’t a crumb of birth, so far as I know,—though I have a musty old aunt who swears we have. She endows convents, and her idea of a grand pedigree would be to have descended from a line of saints, I imagine. . . . For my part I have no pretensions whatever, not one, any more than poor Papa. He thinks it rather a pity to be born at all, though he’s forever helping people get born. . . . I was rash enough to dive into marriage without holding my breath, and got a mouthful of water. Sometimes I feel that my husband wishes I could be a little more sedate, a little more,—oh, you know, Miss Cread, what I called distinguished-looking, though I could feel that you disapproved of the phrase. One of the very things you must do is to teach me what I ought to say instead of distinguished-looking. That’s what Minnie Hopper would have said, and at least I’m not a Minnie Hopper.”
“You’re like nobody I’ve ever seen or heard of!” This was fairly ejaculated, and it gave Louise courage to continue, breathlessly, as before.
“It is for my husband’s sake that I’m trying this experiment. At least I think it’s for his sake: we never quite know when we’re being selfish, do we? He will soon be a rather important person, for here. He’s getting more and more things to look after: I can hardly turn nowadays without running into some new thing that sort of belongs to us. We shall have guests from England later on, and I can’t have them dying of mortification on my threshold. . . . When I married I was blind in love, and somehow took it for granted that I’d pick up all the hints I should need. But I haven’t. . . . Am I talking nonsense?”
“Not at all. Please go on.”
“If you have any pride you can’t ask your husband to instruct you in subjects you should know more about than he,—don’t you agree? I’m sure I know more about baking bread than any of the Eveleys back to Adam, but I don’t know a tenth as much about when to shake hands and when not to, and that’s much more important than I ever dreamed.
“It may be silly, but I’ve made up my mind to be the sort of person my husband won’t feel he ought to make excuses for. Not that he ever would, of course! I’ve never admitted a word of all this to a soul. I hope you understand, and I hope you don’t think such trifles trivial!”
“My dear! . . . . Aren’t you a little morbid about yourself? I know women of the world who are uncouth compared with you. . . . As for creating an impression, you are rather formidable already! There are little tricks of pronunciation I can show you, and I shall be delighted to tell you all the stupid things I know about shaking hands and the like. . . . I’m already on your side; I was afraid I mightn’t be. One can never depend on a man’s version, you know, even as discerning a man as Mr. Windrom; and a woman usually takes the man’s part in a domestic situation.”