Now glory to that wife of mine, from whom all glories are:

Add “Hallelujahs” freely, for I’m not particular;

Now let there be a merry time throughout all Christendom,

For the mother set her foot down—and the boy’s named

“TOM.”

Drawn by R. F. Zogbaum.

T h e  R a c k e l t y  -  S n a c k e l t y  -  G  a  g  e  l  t  y  -  G  u  z

by Anthony H. Euwer.

Illustration by the Author.