I guess that’ll fool Mr. Guz all right—
But I hope he don’t come when it’s late at night!
“The awfullest thing that ever yet wuz
Is the Rackelty-snackelty-gagelty-guz.”
P a u l , t h e P i a n o - M o v e r
OR,
GRAND, SQUARE AND UPRIGHT!
A Tale of an Artistic Temperament
by Roy L. McCardell.