Drawn by Wm. J. Steinigans.

See the lady? Does the lady want the soap? The lady certainly does. Will the pup bring the soap to the lady? It will not—the pup is a gentleman pup and the lady is a suffragette. The pup wants her to get it herself.

A l l  Y o u  N e e d  i n  N e w  Y o r k

by Lee Fairchild.

Illustration by Wm. Van Benthuysen.


SHAVE and a dollar,

A shine and a collar,

Is all that you need in New York;