Miss P. Why are you so late?
Kez. I dunno, mum.
Miss P. Who is the person you spoke of when you came in?
Kez. What person, mum?
Miss P. You said distinctly he was there.
Kez. Oh, that was me sister's 'usband's brother, mum. (winks at Cook) 'E's a plumber, and Church of England.
Miss P. You are aware I don't allow followers?
Kez. 'E don't follow me, mum. I did give 'im good evenin', bein', as you may say, relations, and 'e told me as my sister 'as just 'ad 'er seventh, and both doin' well, and——
Miss P. That will do. I hope you are telling the truth.
Kez. Oh yes, mum, it's gorspel, it is reely!