Dor. How much? (rises, crosses C.) Well, I'm a bad hand at explaining things.

Lucy. For instance, would you give up a big thing for my sake?

Dor. What sort of big thing?

Lucy. An Empire?

Dor. Oh, yes.

Lucy. A peerage?

Dor. Oh, Lord, yes!

Lucy. Would you give up—a dish of parsley?

Dor. (long puzzled look) What do you mean? I—don't understand.

Lucy. You're a humbug!