It is fashionable to be lazy.
Money is man's passport through the world.
The one who is most jealous is the one who is least in love.
Poetry is something that was written by someone who is dead.
Life is one thing after another—getting in between man and his money.
Some men are so small that they could easily go through the eye of a needle.
Often the man who is the most mean in buying is the most extortionate in selling.
Some husbands have to prove their love by sending their wives off for a month's holiday every six weeks.
The cat is one of the most cleanly of animals, yet she has never been known to take a bath.