The poorer a man the greater his misfortunes.
A great many children go to school to learn to read novels.
It takes as long to become a man as it does to become a philosopher.
Life is far too short judging by the time it takes to collect some of our accounts.
First, steel made millionaires, then railways, then oil, then pork; and now it is the automobile.
When two or three women are gathered together no man can tell when the end will be.
The well-fed philosopher is likely to have a well-fed philosophy; the under-fed one an emaciated variety.
Habitual melancholy is not always a mental derangement; it is very often a constitutional weakness.
Live and—let your indorser—learn.