To fight for a cause that is black"—

"You're right, sir," says Misther McFinnigan.

"A nagur's a man, ye may say,

And aiqual to all other Southerners;

But chivalry's made him a brute,

And so he's a monkey to Northerners;

Sure, look at the poor cratur's heels,

And look at his singular shin again;

It's not for such gintlemen fight"—

"You're right, sir," says Misther McFinnigan.