Who take the dear bones of their authors in charge)

Are so literary, they'd far rather scan

A Norther's dead bones than the best living man.

III.

She played the piano; embroidered also,

And worked worsted poodles and trees in a row;

Made knitting-work slippers that no one could wear,

And plastered pomatum all over her hair.

Chorus.—Satisfactorily revealing to the curious fair sex why she used pomatum when Bandoline was in fashion:

Though Bandoline surely excels all pomade,