“Yes,” said Stumpy, regarding the coppers with a pensive air, “I’ve slep’ with you all night in my ’and, an’ my ’and in my pocket, an’ my knees doubled up to my chin to make all snug, an’ now I’m going to have a tuck in—a blow out—a buster—a—”
He paused abruptly, and looking with a gleeful air at his companion, said—
“But that wasn’t what I was laughin’ at.”
“Well, I suppose it warn’t. What was it, then?”
The boy’s eyes sparkled again, and for some moments a half-suppressed chuckling prevented speech.
“It was a dream,” he said at last.
“A dream!” exclaimed Owlet contemptuously.
“I hate dreams. When I dreams ’em they’re always about bobbies and maginstrates, an’ wittles, an’ when other fellows tells about ’em they’re so long-winded an’ prosy. But I had a dream too. What was yours?”
“My dream was about a bobby,” returned his friend. “See, here it is, an’ I won’t be long-winded or prosy, Howlet, so don’t growl and spoil your happetite for that ’ere breakfast that’s a-comin’. I dreamed—let me see, was it in Piccadilly—no, it was Oxford Street, close by Regent Street, where all the swells go to promynade, you know. Well, I sees a bobby—of course I never can go the length my little toe without seein’ a bobby! but this bobby was a stunner. You never see’d sitch a feller. Not that he was big, or fierce, but he had a nose just two-foot-six long. I know for certain, for I’m a good judge o’ size, besides, I went straight up to him, as bold as brass, and axed him how long it was, an’ he told me without winkin’. The strange thing about it is that I wasn’t a bit surprised at his nose. Wery odd, ain’t it, eh, Howlet, that people never is surprised at anything they sees in dreams? I do b’lieve, now, if I was to see a man takin’ a walk of a’ arternoon with his head in his coat-tail pocket I’d take it quite as a matter of course.
“Well, w’en that bobby had told me his nose was two-foot-six inches long I feels a most unaccountable and astonishin’ gush of indignation come over me. What it was at I don’t know no more nor the man in the moon. P’r’aps it was the sudden thought of all the troubles that bobbies has brought on me from the day I was born till now. Anyhow, I was took awful bad. My buzzum felt fit to bust. I knowed that I must do somethin’ to him or die; so I seized that bobby by the nose, and hauled him flat down on his breast. He was so took with surprise that he never made any struggle, but gived vent to a most awful howl. My joy at havin’ so easily floored my natural enemy was such that I replied with a Cherokee yell. Then I gave his nose a pull up so strong that it well-nigh broke his neck an’ set him straight on his pins again! Oh! Howlet, you can’t think what a jolly dream it was. To do it all so easy, too!”