XIX.[Donk causes a sensation]153
XX.[A donkey for Alderman]158
XXI.[A donkey without a father]169
XXII.[Rat trap and donkey's tail]173
XXIII.[Mac crosses the Mississippi]178
XXIV.[Pod hires a valet]183
XXV.[Done by a horsetrader]190
XXVI.[Pod under arrest]197
XXVII.[Adventure in a sleeping bag]208
XXVIII.[Mayor rides Mac A'Rony]213
XXIX.[Across the Missouri in wheelbarrow]219
XXX.[Pod in insane asylum]224
XXXI.[Narrow escape in quicksand]237
XXXII.[At Buffalo Bill's ranch]243
XXXIII.[Fourth of July in the desert]250
XXXIV.[Bitten by a rattler]253
XXXV.[Havoc in a cyclone]260
XXXVI.[Two pretty dairy maids]265
XXXVII.[Donks climb Pike's Peak]273
XXXVIII.[Sights in Cripple Creek]280
XXXIX.[Baby girl named for Pod]287
XL.[Treed by a silvertip bear]293
XLI.[Nearly drowned in the Rockies]304
XLII.[Donkey shoots the chutes]309
XLIII.[Paint sign with donk's tail]319
XLIV.[Swim two rivers in Utah]326
XLV.[Initiated to Mormon faith]339
XLVI.[Typewriting on a donkey]343
XLVII.[Pod kissed by sweet sixteen]348
XLVIII.[Last drop in the canteen]352
XLIX.[How donkey pulls a tooth]364
L.[Encounter with two desperadoes]369
LI.[Donk, boy and dried apples]380
LII.[Lost in Nevada desert]385
LIII.[A frightful ghost dance]393
LIV.[Across Sierras in deep snow]400
LV.[All down a toboggan slide]409
LVI.['Frisco at last, we win!]415
[Epilogue]424

[LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.]


[PROLOGUE.]

This is as true a story of my "voyage" as I am capable of writing. Besides the newspaper accounts, two magazine articles, illustrated on this subject have been published, the only ones contributed by me, and they hardly outlined the trip. I have left out a hundred interesting incidents and culled and edited until I am tired, in order to condense this volume to convenient size. On the other hand, notable adventures only recalled by my photographs have been cheated of a mention, because the donkey ate my notes—he ate everything in sight, and did not discriminate between a comic circus poster and a tragic diary.

Ever since completing the trip, I have promised this book "next month," but owing to the checkered career of the MS. with ninety-seven publishers (all of whom declared that the book should be brought out at once, but they lacked the nerve to publish it), I am only now able to fulfil my promises. This is no romance. When I did not walk with the donkey or carry him, he carried me the whole four thousand and ninety-six miles, which includes the distance traveled when he balked and backed.

With my two cameras I secured six hundred pictures descriptive of the journey across eleven states, through the four seasons, during that long, long year; only by them and my diary am I brought to realize it is not a wild, weird dream. Now it is over, I sometimes smile over things recalled which, when they happened, found me as serious as the donk—grave in the superlative degree—and thoughtless people and those who never even crossed the plains by train may style my experience a mere outing or "picnic." General Fremont and other distinguished pioneers emphasize in their writings the pleasures of their overland trips. They, as did the emigrants of the '40s and '50s, set out in spring time from the Missouri or the Mississippi in companies, with money, wagons, cattle and supplies, and with one-third of the continent already behind them. The Indians and big game of the prairies provided excitement that lent a charm to the undertaking; it is dull monotony that kills.