"What d'ye usually train on?"
"Weel, I've had tae get fit on fish suppers, ice-cream, and woodbines."
"And have you boxed ony champions?"
"Oh ay—Wee Broon o' the Coocaddens, and Pud Webster o' the Gallowgate."
"But they're schule laddies. Hooever, that disnae maitter. I'll get ye in training tae box Curly Broon, the ex-champion o' the Garrison."
"Richt ye are."
"But mind ye, Beefy," said Spud solemnly, "you've tae dae whut I tell ye."
"Certainly."
"Noo, the first thing you've got tae dae is tae haund owre yer piy on piy-days."
"Whut fur?"