"Ay, wumin," answered Tamson senior, turning from his task of blowing up his old balloons.

"Spud's comin' hame on week-end pass, an', d'ye ken——"

"Whut?"

"He's been made an officer."

"Ye're haverin'."

"I'm no'! Listen," said she, digging a letter out of her old leather purse and reading aloud—

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"Dear Mither,—I'm weel. I hop' you fayther an' the dug's weel. I've been made a heid yin here. The Kurnel made me a Lance-Korperal for distingwishet kondukt. I expect to get made a genral in aboot a [pg 79] month. I'm kumin' hame on pass for a week-end. Love tae a'—an' the dug.

"Spud.

"P.S.—Hoo's ma lass. Tell her I'll staun her a slider an' fish supper when I kum."