Col. Well, what is it?
Corp. A contraband discovered crossing the lines.
Col. Very well, leave him to me.
(Corporal salutes and exit.)
Col. (coming out of tent). My fine fellow, what is your name?
Pete. Dey neber done gib me one, massa, only Pete.
Col. How old are you?
Pete (scratching head). Dunno, 'specs I'se purty old; I'se had heaps of fun.
Col. Where did you come from?