“Oh, I just put that in to make it harder.”
“That’s a rank conundrum!” jeered Dick.
“There speaks envy,” returned Chub, sadly. “Let’s hear you give a better one.”
“All right. Why did the animals go into the ark?”
“Because there was Noah else!” shouted Harry. “That’s an old one, Dick, and you didn’t make it up at all.”
“Didn’t say I did. Chub challenged me to give a better one, and I did it.”
“Here’s one,” said Roy. “I think it’s original, but I won’t vouch for it. When is a wagon not a wagon?”
“When it’s a cart?” asked the doctor.
“No, sir.”
“When it’s awheel,” cried Harry, eagerly.