“‘I didn’t choose the name I bear,
It’s not my fault, you see.
My parents fond they were the ones
Who tacked it onto me.
Nobody knows the grief that’s mine,
But, oh, I’m not to blame.
Although I’ve done some dirty deeds,
I didn’t choose my name!’”
“Chorus, now! Get into it, fellows!”
“‘I didn’t choose the name I bear,