Fate gave the word—the king of dice and cards

In an unguarded moment took the Guards;

Contriv’d his neighbours in a trice to drub,

And did the trick by—turning up a club.

“‘Nullum simile est idem.’

’Tis strange how some will differ—some advance

That the Guards’ club-house was pulled down by chance;

While some, with juster notions in their mazard,

Stoutly maintain the deed was done by hazard.”

The Guards’ Club, it should be added, is considered as a guard-house, and can be used by officers on duty.