While youth in form, I chose to take

Diversion as soubrette.

The young bloods pardoned me—they said—

For wearing hated breeches!

“For thou art not a real male;

Thou’rt like yon winking witches

Who throng these noisy promenades

Their favors fair to sell;

And kissing thee we deem as sweet

As kissing ma’moiZelle!