Sir Lewis nodded. “Fine,” he said. “And, if you should have any difficulties with the material, please let me know. I’ll always be glad to help.”
“Thanks for your co-operation,” Malone said. He went to the door, and walked on out.
He blundered back into the same big room again, on his way through the corridors. The bulbous-eyed woman, who seemed to have inherited a full set of thirty-two teeth from each of her parents, gave him a friendly if somewhat crowded smile, but Malone pressed on without a word. After awhile, he found the reception room again.
The girl behind the desk looked up. “How did he react?” she said.
Malone blinked. “React?” he said.
“When you sneezed at him,” she said. “Because I’ve been thinking it over, and I’ve got a new theory. You’re doing a survey on how people act when encountering sneezes. Like Kinsey.”
This girl—Lou something, Malone thought, and with difficulty refrained from adding “Gehrig”—had an unusual effect, he decided. He wondered if there were anyone in the world she couldn’t reduce to paralyzed silence.
“Of course,” she went on, “Kinsey was dealing with sex, and you aren’t. At least, you aren’t during business hours.” She smiled politely at Malone.
“No,” he said helplessly, “I’m not.”
“It is sneezing, then,” she said. “Will I be in the book when it’s published?”