Damned If You Don't

by Randall Garrett

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DAMNED IF YOU DON'T

By RANDALL GARRETT

Illustrated by van Dongen

[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from Astounding Science Fiction May 1960. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]

You can and you can't;
You will and you won't.
You'll be damn'd if you do;
You'll be damn'd if you don't.

—LORENZO DOW;
"Definition of Calvinism"

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