Scared me, and made the wife almost cry.

They analyzed, criticised and diagnosed

And sent her away, with my house closed;

And for nights I scarcely dozed.

They gave her just six months of life

Before consumption would part me and my wife.

My plucky woman partly believed what they said,

And moped around a while and stayed in bed.

I had some doubts about what the specialists said,

And relied a little on what an old friend read,