He’d have ice-cream suppers whenever he could;

Or even quiltings and sewing society aid,

Eked out with dinners and sale of lemonade.

I notice now you’re going to take course

In farming to teach the brethren of the rural force;

But I’m afraid that if you begin shoot’n off your head

To some of those old rustics to help earn your bread,

You might get a set’n back worse than Old Ned,

Or even than Saul got when he fell as dead.

Farmers have ideas of their own they’ve tried;