In which he exercised his massive jaw,

In justice courts if chance he saw,

To display his wit or pick a flaw,

In some contention neighbors hate,

Where he was ready and never too late,

To get a V for his windy prate.

A farm beside, where he did reside,

Claimed his skill and special pride.

He handled stock and rode his nag,

And had many things about which to brag.