His weyfe, ‘Lile Bella,’ is sartinly small;
Her brother-i’-law is called ‘Peggy Tom,’
An’ ‘Pop’ ‘s a chap Ah knaw nut wheer from.
‘Tom Kiss’ is a tailor, a scheealmaister ‘Paul,’
Whahl ‘Jeff Boat,’ a cobbler, wurks hard wiv his awl;
‘Jim Nip’ is a good un wi’ pickaxe or speead,
An’ ‘Shetty’ maks brass i’ t’ grossery traade.
‘Spinner Niddy’ an’ ‘Chapir’ wurk up at t’ au’d mill,
‘Arry Ann’ uz a doctor is faam’d fur her skill,
‘Sailor Jack’ Ah wad sweear nivver hann’l’d an oar,