‘Deoun’t cher kneow, ’pon my word!

A fellah feels a fool;

Oi sai, look h’yar, I want to kneow,

Old cheppy, the best wai to gou

To—er—the hall?

‘Oi kneow yew Johnnies kneow a lot,

Beout land end worms end grubs;

Yew’re beastly clevvah, deoun’t cher kneow?

But deoun’t yew find it bally sleow,

This sort of life?’