‘Noo, if thoo aims Ah ’s gahin’ ti try
Ti scrape mah tongue, thoo’s wrang;
Thoo cums an’ slaps yan on yan’s back,
An’ eggs yan on ti talk, ti mak
Nowt else bud gam.
‘Ah’ve tell’d tha t’ road ez plaan ez nowt,
An’ Ah’ll tell tha summat else—
Deean’t aim at t’ reeaks an’ shut a craw,
Deean’t slavver fau’k thoo dizn’t know;
Noo off thoo gans.’