An’ theear on shelves afoor my een

War pies an’ tarts fit foor a queen.

Ho’d on a bit! what’s this Ah see?

A pankin full o’ rich jelly.

Ah war fairly capp’d at fo’st ti see

Seea gert a bowl full ov jelly;

But theear it war, ez plaan ez daay,

An’ tempting teea. Ah’ve heeard fau’k saay

When t’ divil maks ya try yer luck,

He awlus leeaves ya stuck i’ t’ muck.