Bud t’ lump o’ keeak Ah felt wad be
Nowt mich bidoot Ah ’ed t’ jelly.
Seea Ah laid a lump on t’ top o’ t’ keeak,
An’ sed, by gum! hoo neyce ya leeak!
Mah mooth war wattering foor a teeast,
An’ Ah just war gahin’ ti start mah feeast,
When Ah thowt Ah heeard sumbody cumin’—
Mah fo’st thowt war ov up an’ runnin’.
Inti mah gob Ah cramm’d all t’ lot,
Then nut a minit did Ah stop;