Ther gypsies an’ flats,
Ther scoops, navarinoes,
Ti snug lahtle hats
Wi’ furs an’ wi’ ribbons,
Wi’ feathers an’ flooers,
Sum feshioned byv artists
An’ sum plucked fra t’ booers.
Bud heeads ’ll be chaang’d teea,
Far larnt an’ i’ sense,
Afoor wa’ ‘ev coonted