Bud foor yan Bill Switch whau his weyfe did bang,
Ah tinkle, Ah tinkle, Ah tinkle tang.
He banged her, he banged her, he banged her indeed,
He banged her, he banged her, afoor sha steead need;
Upstairs aback o’ t’ bed
He sairly brayed her whahl sha bled,
Oot o’ t’ hoos on ti t’ green,
Sikan a seet ez nivver war seen,
Ez neean c’u’d think, ez neean c’u’d dream.
Sae Ah gat ma a few cumarades