LOVELESS.
No, there you are wrong, Amanda; you should never bestow your pity upon those who take pains for your contempt: pity those whom nature abuses, never those who abuse nature.

Enter LORD FOPPINGTON.

LORD FOPPINGTON.
Dear Loveless, I am your most humble servant.

LOVELESS.
My lord, I’m yours.

LORD FOPPINGTON.
Madam, your ladyship’s very obedient slave.

LOVELESS.
My lord, this lady is a relation of my wife’s.

LORD FOPPINGTON.
[Salutes BERINTHIA.] The beautifullest race of people upon earth, rat me! Dear Loveless, I am overjoyed that you think of continuing here: I am, stap my vitals!—[To AMANDA.] For Gad’s sake, madam, how has your ladyship been able to subsist thus long, under the fatigue of a country life?

AMANDA.
My life has been very far from that, my lord; it has been a very quiet one.

LORD FOPPINGTON.
Why, that’s the fatigue I speak of, madam; for ’tis impossible to be quiet without thinking: now thinking is to me the greatest fatigue in the world.

AMANDA.
Does not your lordship love reading, then?